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  • 94 41
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 27, 11 at 10:41am

    That might stand up in court if the cheating was going on when you got your ticket.

  • 94 57
    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 27, 11 at 10:30am

    Do I look like a cat right meow?!

    • 40 45
      Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:14am

      Chicken fucker

    • 38 49
      Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 27, 11 at 10:15pm

      Farva!!

      • 35 33
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:33pm

        You mean Shenanigans? I love that place!

  • 76 42
    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Oct 27, 11 at 12:30pm

    No I don't want a large farva I want a goddam liter of cola!

    • 35 35
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:32pm

      Do we sell liter cola?

  • 82 64
    Submitted by smashedface on Oct 27, 11 at 10:22am

    Like the judge is going to give a fuck about your slut of a wife (or GF)

  • 63 46
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 27, 11 at 11:38am

    Calls into question the ethics of the trooper, assuming you are married to said cheater. Otherwise it gets you nothing unless it strikes a cord with the judge, and the chances of that are nil.

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Gbons on Oct 27, 11 at 10:20am

    Can't tell if this is a thumbs up or thumbs down

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Phys on Oct 27, 11 at 1:24pm

    Now I get why you were speeding away from that cop

  • 49 47
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 28, 11 at 1:08am

    State troopers are asses. I call them pooper troopers.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 27, 11 at 11:49am

    Tell the judge you were fucking the trooper too!

    • 38 47
      Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 27, 11 at 10:17pm

      Haha!! What he ^^ said!!! Lol

  • 43 44
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 27, 11 at 10:11pm

    Blackmail only applies when solid(or in this case, potentially flaccid) visual and/or physical evidence is present.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by 0421 on Apr 20, 12 at 2:14pm

    That dirty state trooper

  • 19 23
    Submitted by killzberryboeboy on Sep 19, 12 at 6:46am

    Anybody want cream? Okay no cream.