I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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