Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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