my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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