Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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