you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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