Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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