I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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