I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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