I heard we made out
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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