Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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