she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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