making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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