ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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