If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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