I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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