That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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