Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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