Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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