So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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