go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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