I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Buhtt sex?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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