Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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