it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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