Don't make out with my wife yet
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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