Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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