shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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