I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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