you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
When are your genitals available?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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