yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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