Pappa wants mamma naked
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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