Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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