Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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