you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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