the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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