I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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