How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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