This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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