He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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