We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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