I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Come on in and take your pants off
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