yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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