Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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