North Korea, Best Korea!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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