I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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