it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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