How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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