"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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