I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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