return my video game
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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